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<title>Error 404 Road</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Real Internet Business</title>
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<title>Joke: The Real Internet Business</title>
<description>The Real Internet Business</description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/funny-picture/the-real-internet-business/2008-06-21_90-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="60" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/content/thumb/google-microsoft-yahoo-aol.jpg" alt="The Real Internet Business" /></a>How the connection between Google, Yahoo, Microsoft and AOL? This picture will show the whole picture of today internet business.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Wife 1.0 Software</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/wife-1.0-software/2008-06-21_89-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="79" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/cover/laughing.gif" alt="Funny Jokes" /></a>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Microsoft vs GM</title>
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<title>Joke: Microsoft vs GM</title>
<description>Funny Jokes</description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/microsoft-vs-gm/2008-05-30_85-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="79" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/cover/laughing.gif" alt="Funny Jokes" /></a>At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, &amp;quot;If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal.&amp;quot;</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>2 Programmers on a Highway</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/2-programmers-on-a-highway/2008-05-30_84-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="79" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/cover/laughing.gif" alt="Funny Jokes" /></a>Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Programmer and the Talking Frog</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/the-programmer-and-the-talking-frog/2008-05-30_83-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="79" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/cover/laughing.gif" alt="Funny Jokes" /></a>A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog
pipes up, &amp;quot;I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll
stay with you for a week&amp;quot;</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Inter-office E-mail</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/funny-picture/inter-office-e-mail/2008-05-02_71-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="77" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/content/thumb/office-email.jpg" alt="Inter-office E-mail" /></a>When e-mail become so important in the office to communicate with your partner.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Book Error Message</title>
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<title>Joke: Book Error Message</title>
<description>Book Error Message</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Real Original Computer</title>
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<title>Joke: The Real Original Computer</title>
<description>The Original Computer</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Watch Inventor</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/the-watch-inventor/2008-03-26_54-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="79" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/cover/laughing.gif" alt="Funny Jokes" /></a>Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks &amp;quot;Have you got the time?&amp;quot;</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Basic of HTML</title>
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<description>The real basic of HTML</description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/funny-picture/the-basic-of-html/2008-03-01_44-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="114" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/content/thumb/head-body.jpg" alt="The real basic of HTML" /></a>This picture show you the real basic of HTML.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Italian Mystery</title>
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<title>Joke: Italian Mystery</title>
<description>Italian Mystery</description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/funny-picture/italian-mystery/2008-02-20_41-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="111" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/content/thumb/italian-mystery.jpg" alt="Italian Mystery" /></a>Ever wondered why Italic fonts are always tilted? Here's how it all started.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Microsoft Technical Support</title>
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<title>Joke: Microsoft Technical Support</title>
<description>Microsoft Technical Support</description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/funny-picture/microsoft-technical-support/2008-02-19_40-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="123" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/content/thumb/microsoft-call-center.jpg" alt="Microsoft Technical Support" /></a>Outsourcing has been a boon for Indian economy but it did create some trouble for US products. Here's an example.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>How Company Policy Begins?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/how-company-policy-begins/2008-02-15_35-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="79" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/cover/laughing.gif" alt="Funny Jokes" /></a>Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. What's next?</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Programmer's Game</title>
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<title>Joke: The Programmer's Game</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/the-programmer-game/2008-02-11_27-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="79" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/cover/laughing.gif" alt="Funny Jokes" /></a>A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Apple Engineers and Microsoft Engineers</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/apple-engineers-and-microsoft-engineers/2008-02-11_24-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="79" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/cover/laughing.gif" alt="Funny Jokes" /></a>Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are traveling by train to an IT conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket. &amp;quot;How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?&amp;quot; asks a Microsoft engineer. &amp;quot;Watch and you'll see,&amp;quot; answers the Apple engineer.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>New Windows XP SP3 Dialog Boxes</title>
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<title>Joke: New Windows XP SP3 Dialog Boxes</title>
<description>End User License Agreement Confirmation</description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/funny-picture/new-windows-xp-sp3-dialog-boxes/2008-02-10_36-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="58" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/content/thumb/windialog1.gif" alt="End User License Agreement Confirmation" /></a>Windows XP SP3 will be released with these new dialog boxes that make it more powerful.</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Evolution of a Software Developer</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.swebee.com/jokes/evolution-of-a-software-developer/2008-02-10_25-1.html"> <img hspace="3" border="0" align="left" height="79" width="88" src="http://i.swebee.com/cover/laughing.gif" alt="Funny Jokes" /></a>How a programmer writes codes for their &lt;b&gt;&amp;quot;Hello World&amp;quot;&lt;/b&gt; project?</p>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>IT Project Described</title>
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<title>Joke: IT Project Described</title>
<description>IT Project Described</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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